HEY PIE-SANOS!

It's time for the SATURDAY MORNING PIZZA LIZARDS!

Grab your bros, your dice, grab a slice, and get ready to be RADICAL!

Saturday Morning Pizza Lizards (SMPL) is a madcap cooperative dice RPG for five-ish players, set in the vague idyllic world of a Super Hero Saturday Morning Cartoon Show. Take on the role of a Pizza Lizard, a radical lizard-like creature that only cares about their bros, their master, and pizza. Together, the Pizza Lizards take down the Bad Dudes using their Pizza Power!

SHARE THE -ZA!

The players live and die by the almighty -za! A resource that governs both the players' health and their skill level! Best of all, they get to make it themselves!

CO-OP ACTION ROLE PLAYING!

Following the guidance of their wise* and loving* Master, players work together* with their fellow Pizza Lizards to trounce the Bad Guys* and save* the day!

ONLY ROLL WHEN IT IS COOL!

"You search the room for traps?" Hit the road with that NERD TRASH! Players only roll when doing something RAAADICAL! Saves time! Builds hype! Gets you LAID!*

EAT PIZZA! LIVE FOREVER!

No one dies in this game*! It's a cartoon show! Eat Pizza! Swing dangerous weapons and most of all PARTY ON!

THE SATURDAY MORNING PIZZA LIZARDS! 

THE ONLY GAME FOR YOUR MUNCHKIN, ADHD, MURDER HOBO PLAYERS! IT'S  GOT WHAT THEY CRAVE!* 

* Claims neither verified nor peer-reviewed

Product Description:

Saturday morning pizza lizards is a cooperative RPG for three to five players, including a GM called The Master, who themselves can be a character in the episode. Player health and skills are tied together and more importantly, the entire player group shares this resource. The more health they have, the higher the dice they roll are, from D12 all the way down to d4 when things are bad.

Sometimes, the players are able to start a PIZZA PARTY which works like a reverse death spiral. The lower their health, the higher their roll bonus is.

Players can choose between one of four roles which loosely determines what they're good at. They're not classes, as this game has no class.

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